retarded fuckchild

self explainitory

"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"

by Yes Ma'am January 25, 2003

retarded faggot

a retarded faggot is my math teacher fuck her stupid prick

me: ok let's do math class.
my math teacher: ok guys homework time do it in a few days now cuz im a fucking stupid cunt face who nobody likes and im also a stuck up peice oif shit and i have an actual testical for a brain ok take it now do your like 3 paged homework each page has atleast 20 questions have fun yes because you guys totally dont have important shit to get to like music rehersals because you definatly arent actually performing at a casino grand theater thats over 70 years and totally dont have an actual interscgool debate coming up soon ok bye haha imma go also im a retarded faggot that has no friends

by Stablows July 28, 2021

preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

YouTube Retarded

-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube

-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP

Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...

Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass

by Magic Jesus May 29, 2008

ok retard

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

by byron August 3, 2004

your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

by twistor May 24, 2009