To pull an Ole

To avoid grading in school.

Liam wanted to pull an Ole; he wanted to skip the test.

by agi_agic May 16, 2021

favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.

person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.

by itigo June 20, 2021

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Steak and Pussy Day

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.

Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!

by The last God March 15, 2021

Aesthetically off putting

A kind way of telling someone that they're ugly

Bro, even with all that makeup that girl is still aesthetically off putting

by Nazannex March 5, 2023

Pull out all the stops

To go all out.

Say you really wanted to impress your girlfriend, and you wanted to pull out all the stops, on would buy flowers, make her dinner, clean the house, sprinkle the bed with petals, light candles.

by emilyGASM December 1, 2009