Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.

I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

Periods

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla

Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods

by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.

“I want to go home, im on period day 2”

by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

period snuggle

Caitlin

Caitlin is the best period snuggler on earth

by K8crouth November 11, 2018

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017