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Period

The horror a girl has to face every month. Every girl goes through this hell that ends on its own and makes girls want to die. But we preserve through all the pain and try to make it out alive. We got this ladies!
It’s that time of the month again”
“Omg I’m sooo sorry you have your period
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek December 1, 2018
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Period Stutter

When you period stops and then starts again, usually a day later after having stopped.
Omg Becca I just had the worst period stutter. Good thing I didn’t forget my tampads.
by Sickly Siyah August 19, 2022
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Period

Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.
I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.
by Adam Devine January 15, 2021
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Flop-Periodic Cycle

The chosen street name for the period between 1800th-2100th century.
Argh, how could they be that stupid in the Flop-Periodic Cycle, it is simple. Period.
by TЭГMiNoЮgiC November 25, 2023
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downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.
A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.
by QuacksO August 4, 2024
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periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
by QuacksO October 10, 2019
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Period mood swings

A mood swing that happend because a girl is on her period For the following reasons.
1. She in pain
2. She is bleeding out of her Vagina
3. because if hormones
Did you hear about Jennys period mood swings.
by Linda ;) June 8, 2019
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