Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.

Step-co-parent-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023

Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

“have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023

priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun

person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente

by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023

Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023