Keys

A hidden meaning of K.Y.S (Kill your self) So you can't get in trouble.

"Oh my gosh, Jacob KEYS!"
"You should go Keys :P"
"MAKAYLA! KEYSS"

by YourSuchASavage January 27, 2017

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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver February 27, 2012

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Key

Something that gives somebody access to something.

If she wasn't friends with as many of Paulie Mussolini's (the name of one of the guards) enemies as she was, he wouldn't think it was possible she could be trying to finesse the key to let her and his enemies in from him by calling him cute, but he had to think of all the possibilities. People expect too much for every compliment they try to give, so Paulie Mussolini thought he shouldn't be as sparing as most people with his praise of others.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021

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