Noah Mason

the adoption of an alter ego in order to create a false account on an online platform to send out spam emails in search of new friends. Often mistaken with a hacker account.

no one:
me: Aw man, nobody wants to join me to the club! Gotta pull a Noah Mason to find some friends!

by quehoraest July 23, 2019

Noah

Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌

Wow Noah’s wein is quite huge

by Bitch Ass Bri July 31, 2019

Noah

A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool

“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”

by S1ck0M0d3 November 5, 2019

Noah

A boi that is very jealous of Moni because he wants attention

Noah is being Noah again...

by RISA_BOI November 7, 2019

Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe

He’s a Noah no one likes him

by all truths no lies November 7, 2019

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019

Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.

Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.

by I'm in hell November 9, 2019