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Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.
Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks
by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021
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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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Cancer

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.
by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021
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curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
by elderlythud September 10, 2021
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Cancer

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021
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Cancer

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?
by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
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Cancer

Cancer zodiac sign is a very sensitive sign. From June 21st to July 22nd. Cancers are sweet and sensitive, but you always want them on your side in a fight. When they are crying they will refuse to tell you what's wrong till the 4th or 5th ask, but they want you to keep asking. They are really good looking and amazing kissers. They can fight (trust me), but it wouldnt be expected because of how they are. They can go through many relationships before they find "The one", but they normally find they're soulmate young.
And example of a someone talking about a cancer would be:

Charlie: OMG, do you see her. The new girl. Shes pretty, and looks like she is a cancer.

Kiara: Man, let's go make friends with her. I heard cancers can fight girl.

Charlie: Yeah, and my cousin can get competitive, and they're talking now.

Kiara: Quick! Let's go make friends with her to not get beaten up!!!
by @Safari05 July 22, 2021
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