monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 05, 2008

giggle monster

Someone who giggles a lot and turns into a laughing-cookie-eating monster.

Manuel was being such a giggle monster after I told him the joke.

by Yo_noods April 20, 2009

kube monster

To pork a girl when she is on her period.

She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the Kube Monster.

by Kalabastard April 29, 2008

meth-monster

Similar to a wordmeth fiend/word - although more angry, violent and dangerous.

Twacked on meth.

"Arghh, meth monster!"
"Fuck, I only gave her a coupla points and she went all meth monster on me"

by voiceinsideyou June 06, 2003

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 26, 2003

rock monster

An ugly fat girl...often one who thinks they are stunning and is plastered in make up. Which is so thick it is hard...hence the "rock".

"look at her, she's a rock monster"

by ants February 15, 2005

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013