joao martins

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

by Le Joao February 19, 2024

Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore

That’s so Ricky Martin

by Gav955 June 1, 2020

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

Martin Sillaste

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH

Hey, did you see Martin Sillaste, funniest guy I've ever seen.

by Jaisk November 30, 2020

martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

martin

a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.

hey ur such. a martin wbdere sere jur soled whys ut s biug

by synonem April 5, 2024

Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.

My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin

by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020