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Loser

"What, Tipster has been thirsting for another e-girl again?!??!? Loser."
by ILike_Words July 31, 2023
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When you suck at a video game.
"You're such a loser"
by therockeyebrowthingy June 7, 2022
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Someone who has no friends and tries to purposely fit themselves in with people who hate them.
Mario: (In a nerdy ass voice) Ohhh hey guys! You are all my favourite buddies!

(Everyone leaves as soon as Mario arrives)

Tiene: (To the others as they are leaving) He is such a loser. Him and his brother, mark, are such losers and have no friends.
by StarchyEyes December 13, 2023
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Someone who has more than 15000 minutes on Spotify spent of Lana Del Ray, and should get a life.
Bro have you seen this dude’s Spotify Wrapped? He’s such a loser.
by dankdoodlelord December 3, 2023
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I've said it once and I'll say again, I've known so many people who sit around and play video-games all day and still have woman throwing themselvesat them it isn't even anecdotal evidence anymore. It's a statistical reality.
Hym "Yeah... I know I'm a broken record at this point but the losers you're talking about aren't losers with woman because of the behaviors engage in. I've watched a guy put a woman on mute and while she was talking to herself, he was talking to any playing video games with me. Seriously. The amount of men who are successful woman AND do all of the things I do is directly proportionate to the through-line that connects all men who are successful then women. You can sit in the basement of your parents house and be successful with women... If you cock is fat. All other attributes are secondary. But your bread and butter is (literally) indirectly controlling the behavior of men. If you can't sell the idea that if they just stop doing the things they enjoy they'll have the success they desire, you don't have a job anymore. You have a vested interest in both protecting women and maintaining a certain number of unsuccessful men so that you may continue to subsidize your own existence. I don't need to stop playing video games all day... because so-and-so AND so-and-so jr. AND Retard McFatcock the 3rd DON'T need to do that. Doing what I do not a barrier to success. Objectively. Now, not having a meaty trouser pickle IS a barrier to success. And for you to pretend otherwise is an insult."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2022
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Someone who's life is just shit and filled with inconveniences.
you: jacob always trip's he's such a loser
by GokuSolosMyPussy March 24, 2023
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by Arsewhole74 January 25, 2023
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