Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.0.7.9.7.6.0.>Suicidal Is `'`Lauren`~` Ash`'` Is Suicidal<.0.7.9.7.6.0.>mug. Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
Get the Lauren weavermug. Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
by laurensaiddieisthename May 7, 2018
Get the lauren conklinmug. 
Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
Get the Lauren Kellymug. by afatginger April 17, 2022
Get the laurenmug.