Kelly

A Kelly is a person who puts a Karen in her place. She will stand by your side if a Karen is trying to escalate a situation, and she will use reason to protect against Karens WHO demands to talk to a manager.

Way to go Kelly! You put that Karen in her place.

by Mr. Mime6 January 20, 2022

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going

i want to be like billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

Kelly

A big dumb idiot

That bitch is a real kelly

by salt racoon March 10, 2024

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Kelly marshall

Liar and deciept

Kelly marshall is a bitch

by Kelly the 2 face bitch July 21, 2019

Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.

"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"

by happy-oot November 23, 2021