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Kelly

Kelly is usually a taller laid back guy, who sometimes will “accidentally” kick kids into a non verbal state, some times resulting in non verbal autism.
He totally just Kelly’s that little girl!
by Joeybenefiel May 18, 2023
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Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
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Kelly

Hey, can I bum one icecold kelly(cigarette)
by Gjeo June 6, 2023
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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
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James Kelly

Tru Blu bloke loves having a whack at the minor, not on the pokies just unsuspecting teens that attend Ingleburn high school
She's a bit young, that's alright I'm James Kelly.
by Rkellie June 26, 2023
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Kellie

Kellie is beautiful,she's pretty
by Kellcuddlly June 26, 2023
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James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!
Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.
by Astrawire July 17, 2024
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