Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy scaling before she sleeps

Is Kelly Hatfield coming round tonight

by Malathyi October 6, 2021

Kenzie Kelly

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, she never stopes thinking about me and what she can do to make me happy . She is my best friend and will always will be, I’m glad ima make her my wife and ima cook her dinner and breakfast. This lady will always be in my thoughts. She is loving , caring and really good at everything. “ wink wink” she is the best person you’ll ever meet and I love her

Kenzie Kelly is the best person in the world

by Love you mamas July 23, 2022

ellis kelly

the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is insanely caring, kind, and considerate not to mention he has a great sense of humour and personality

“oh that’s ellis kelly he’s the best boy ever and he has a girlfriend so back off :)”

by imveryinlovewithhim November 24, 2021

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Amber-Kelly

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.

1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”

2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Kelli Bennet

I will steal her man.
Girls with either of these names are black.

I will Steal her man.
(Kelli Bennet’s)

by JacobBaddie March 15, 2024