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Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.
Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!
by DookieSoop August 22, 2023
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Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 9, 2023
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Joey Snax

noun

an amateur free style rapper with the nickname he came up with. usually talks in the third person and spends 100% of his time with dom. thus spawned the nickname snom. well known for the snax look where he tilts his head at a 45 degree angle while keeping his eyes level. you can find him room with shafreezy or turtle. former lancaster hall resident
Joey Snax: "AY YO SNAX!"
Someone else: "AY YO SNAX!"
by Shake and Blake December 2, 2009
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Pulling a Joey

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.
"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."
by Rhomtein July 26, 2017
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Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013
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Joey

Joey is a guy that is generous. But be the person that could make the class laugh. He has the heart of gold. He will always make the room laugh in any sanario and will always be there for you.
Hey there is joey!!
by Kylie Mcfumbli November 4, 2021
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Joey

Something to roll a joint on. Used in the UK mainly west midlands and Shropshire. Can be anything from a bent Pokémon card to a RAWS pack.
Hey pass me a joey, need to roll a spliff
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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