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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018
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Indian Glass Blower

An Indian Glass Blower is when one man takes a straw, inserts it into the anal cavity of another man, and burps through the straw into their ass.
Dinner was so good, I went home and gave my dad an Indian Glass Blower.
by toyotapanzer June 21, 2025
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Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
by DonBear October 22, 2025
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Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.
Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of land, INDIAN RULE!
by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020
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indian day

the day september 2011 known as 9/11 happen
Skeeter: I work for the city and they give us indian Day off.
by uncle steal ya nudes November 3, 2022
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Filthy Indian Dogs

An Indian or group of Indians which attend in filthy acts or desires that’s complies as extremely putrid especially from their scent.
Filthy Indian Dogs who cook with their feet walking around with no deodorant like Filthy Dogs who roam the planet with a stench that scientifically adds up to the breath of 40 Arabian Camels. “Those Filthy Indians Dogs”
by BALLWOUT January 15, 2025
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