Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

by jabu1394 March 6, 2014

Sean Bean

A great actor who will die in every appearance of movie or game. For example "James Bond: Goldeneye", "Game of Thrones" and "DOOM"

Don't be Sean Bean, You don't die in this one!

by TheCJ777 August 21, 2016

smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

Beans in the Chili

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.

"And then I put my beans in the chili"

by donnishdirt April 20, 2010