i am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

i am just.

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

by arachnophobe May 8, 2018

i am a fard

Amogus I am fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

him: are you a person
you; i am

by ishu4 April 30, 2023