james hockey

Something very fun and enjoyable

"The boy was having a james hockey of a day."

by jiphoc May 5, 2004

Fly Honey

An incredibly disgusting smelly substance that is Master Belch's favorite food. Use this item while fighting him in the hideout behind the waterfall, for an easy victory

Ness used the Fly Honey

by Super Nintendo RPG God October 25, 2006

Honey Badger

Doesn't give a shit.

Can be used to tell someone, you or overall, doesn't give a shit.

Friend #1 "My life is falling apart, I lost my family, friends, house..."

Friend #2 "Honey Badger."

by Lokan April 25, 2011

Honeybun

A modern version of the Golden Apple of Discord (Greek: μῆλον τῆς Ἔριδος).

Someone threw a Honeybun into the group and Pandemonium followed.

by -O.M.- June 30, 2016

Hockey Mom

An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interprets as equivalent, if not superior, to a formal education.

The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.

Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.

Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.

1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.

by jbsilverstein February 21, 2009

honey moon phase

When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.

Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.

by aaayJayJay February 20, 2009

milk and honey

Two things offered in the "Promised Land" for the Isrelites. Involved in religion.

Let's walk through this fucking dessert to the land of milk and honey.

by Harry March 6, 2004