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hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces
We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us
by Sholynyk January 29, 2024
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Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect
"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."
by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016
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Holding a pink shot

This means you pull absolutely no biches at all
Damn is that boy holding a pink shot, he definitely doesn’t pull no biches
by Thatboybig July 31, 2022
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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.
A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up
by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020
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hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs
by MrHaversham May 18, 2017
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hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.
The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”
by Bobdonis November 13, 2020
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