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My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
by hdsbunny December 18, 2020
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duck._.house

duck._.house is a kpopstan ( one of them is BALCKPINK) has multiple bias one of them is Jisoo and Rosè, sana, and jungkook, duck._.house hates every blonk in the universe and destroys them every day. STAN duck._.house and BLACKPINK
Duck._.house is the best
Duck._.house is balckpinks favourite
by Jenniesbougiechanelbag December 25, 2020
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Round-House-Steamer

Round-House-Steamer is when you do a 360 spin loop for 5 minutes while letting out a steaming hot turd and land it on you're lovers head then you need to whack your lover with your penis till you see red markings on either the penis or whacking area.
Hey wanna have some kinky sex and maybe do a Round-House-Steamer
by Astaxeon September 7, 2021
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Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.
"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI
by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022
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Beach house

an American band formed in 2004, it consists of one vocalist and one keyboardist, they're one of the best if not the best alternative indie dreamy kinda shoegaze band, they're very underrated they deserve much more fame in my opinion
there hit song: space song
personal favorite: PPP
my roommate: bro could u stop playing this strange music with a distorted female voice whenever ur asleep
me: NO

beach house, here u go urban dictionary I mentioned it plz let me post now....
by Quack fr April 21, 2022
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MAFway House

Refers to NASA's Michoud Assembly Facility's attrition rate.
"Im headed to the MAFway house for a promotion, then I'll be back in Seattle."

"Just got done serving my time at the MAFway house, just got my papers for promotion at a real location"

"You start at the MAFway house, then go to Blue Origin for double the money"
by DildoEngineer June 17, 2022
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Zj house

A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind
That house is so dead. It looks like a zj house
by Js785 July 25, 2022
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