Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.

"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."

by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024

Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially destructive acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group

Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon

by Wh sole August 22, 2018

Goon

A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.

Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza”

by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024

Nostalgic Goon

A type of goon that brings a sense of nostalgia.

"That Anaconda music video by Nicki Minaj is such a nostalgic goon."

by CEOofsaggin February 3, 2025

Andalusian Flicker Gooning

The act of taking a loaf of bread with extra virgin olive oil and brown sugar, and then engaging with it in such a fashion that the oil is no longer virgin, and the sugar turns white. One must then consume the bread to complete the cycle, acquiring enough strength to take down a bull.

It is common practice amongst andalusian toreros.

My friends learned to perform andalusian flicker gooning in a public secondary school in Seville

by Monoruso December 19, 2024