A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
by Spimbopulis July 06, 2024
moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 14, 2024
As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
by Tyronerny November 15, 2023
by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024
Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"