Friend Spike

When someone suddenly gains an obscene amount of facebook friends. Most commonly achieved right after the school year begins.

"The one good thing about school starting again is I'm sure to have a friend spike!"

"Little Jimmy just became friends with 30 people in a day. It's fall, he must be having a friend spike."

by mctech August 30, 2011

friend fucking

Because of Zack and Miri make a porno. You know, you want to fuck your friend. The guy you met freshman year of college and still wanna fuck senior year. He might be going to dental school and you're going to med school but he's still super fucking hot and... Well shit.

Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."

by Ithappensatbaylortoo October 28, 2013

Friend Slut

A friend slut is someone who goes on holiday with the soul purpose of making as many friends as possible.

Kate: I'm going on holiday to try and make loads of new friends

Oli: oh, you friend slut

by RosieP28 May 18, 2014

Friend Whore

Just like when a girl goes around your neighbor hood and flirts and sleeps with everyone...except this can apply to any gender that goes out and constantly makes new friends....with the most strange and random people!

Example: Guy 1: Man "Guy 3" is a friend whore bra! I saw him talkin to that new neighbor that's just moved in. Then after we got on the bus he was talking to the driver and some of the people in there. Then later he was at work talking to the customers...all day Hes like this! Guy 2: Sounds like he was being friendly! Guy 1: Nah bra not when he tells em to go to his house to party or to go out and drink..."Guy 3" is a friend whore bra!

by MeMe MathMan May 18, 2014

Friend To Face

Someone who is the kindest, nicest, greatest, person to your face. However; they are your worst enemy behind your back, but you don't know it. It's often hard to tell between them and an actual friend so third parties come in handy

Friend to Face: OMG! ILY SO MUCH
You: You too, I GTG
*after you leave*
Friend to Face: Ugh! Finally! She's so fugly I can't even

by jessj505 January 11, 2015

friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015