Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 04, 2023

Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.

“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”

by BeckieBling October 08, 2023

flaps

Flaps is an iconic yet contagious word that spreads around a school like wildfire.

Lauren: My flaps are fishy!
Louis: My flaps are fat!
Lily: My flaps are filthy!

by SACKPUGH May 20, 2021

Flap Track

When someone is eating a mans ass in front of a dirt bike exhaust and the receiver revs the motor so their ball bag slaps the ass eaters face/chin.

I'm pretty sure I saw Tommy and Sean flap tracking in the pits last night.

by The American Joker May 13, 2022

Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)

(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!

by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023

flapping yap syndrome

When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.

Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.

by Nick"o"letty November 05, 2022