football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010

Daryl fielding

a boy who tends to look like justin bieber and lead girls on, usually a pussy and tends to say k alot

"that daryl fielding is just leading you on

by asdfghjklasdfasdfgreyjhtsrjyth October 22, 2011

Fallice Field

The inpenetrable aura or ego of someone who is a genuine Dick!

One who is incapable of admitting wrong doing or who has been there and done that better than anyone you know.

"He is so arrogant his fallice field blocked out all common sense."

by SlimPickins4all September 5, 2011

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

Pido-Filet

A bad piece of steak cut against the grain, into little pieces.

Usually Smothered in gravy.

The kids and I are having Pido-Filet for dinner

by John-Hicory Doe August 9, 2018

Will field

Hes a real cunt and hes a professional golfer that like to have a wank over dogs and cows

For an example will field likes gingers

by Wills babe February 28, 2019

fin field

fin field is the best! furry for life. fin likes to #unleashthebeast

if you are into furry play hit a fin field up !!! 𓂝

person : omg its fin field!
hot person: oh my god its my fav cosplayer !!!

by Funnygirl303 November 29, 2022