Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Deflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Unflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Unflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Fac quod dico, non quod facio

"Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".

It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.

Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.

Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."

by Option 22 September 29, 2020