fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

by pro2aria June 6, 2007

fanny nappy

A rag based product used to absorb the monthly blood of woman in order to prevent it dripping down her leg and causing embarrassment. Ancient Romans used dead hamsters due to the absorbancy of the fur. Today some tribes in Africa use dried leaves and after the cycle has finished they smoke the leaves to ward off evil spirits.

Brands include Tampax, Bodyform and Tesco Value.

Would come out in conversation thus:

"Shit, I have run out of fanny nappies" or
"Whats up John? I didn't get any last night the bitch was wearing a fanny nappy"

by Andy The Pest May 27, 2006

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

by Lisa Rossi July 20, 2008

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

massive stinky fanny

a fanny which is not only massive, but also stinky.

By Jove, Smithers, your mother truly does have a massive stinky fanny!

by Stankin' Ass Ho April 15, 2004

fanny annie

an over enthuisiastic idiot

oh he's such a fanny annie when it comes to football

by Jay February 25, 2004