Fortnite is the game that 40 year old Virgins try connect with little 11-12 basturds. And dances that get to addictive for kids who start doing it in public. And which is Annoying
Man: hey weres ur kid l
Mom: playing Fortnite
Man:Fortnite....What’s Fortnite??
Mom: oh u know a game which is so addictive and can take over kids mind
Man:Damn
Mom: playing Fortnite
Man:Fortnite....What’s Fortnite??
Mom: oh u know a game which is so addictive and can take over kids mind
Man:Damn
by Martial law /Rae.B December 6, 2018
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Dammit Samantha.
Dammit Samantha.
by Oceanlerman December 17, 2018
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Epic Gaymer at my school: Hey dude I just got a win in Fortnite last night!!
Me: Shut the fuck up with yo Epic Gaymer ass
Me: Shut the fuck up with yo Epic Gaymer ass
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*probably
9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
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