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Fortnite 

A popular game that hurts me to watch more than when my ex wife left and took the kids.

Dammit Samantha.
Fortnite took the world by STORM.
hehe
Fortnite by Oceanlerman December 17, 2018

Fortnite 

The gayest game in existence where "Epic Gaymers" battle for their gay "#1 Victory Royale"
Epic Gaymer at my school: Hey dude I just got a win in Fortnite last night!!
Me: Shut the fuck up with yo Epic Gaymer ass
Fortnite by Bladeachu8679 January 9, 2019

Fortnite 

A video game that is really gay.
If you play fortnite, you are being a loser. And a virgin.
Fortnite by BigDinos January 15, 2019

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a PC, console and mobile game by Epic Games. Meant for a 'wide variety' of ages, anyone from 5 to around 60* can play Fortnite. Can cause extreame rage if unchecked. Can cause their parents' credit cards to die from spending it all on
*probably

9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?
Fortnite by Sumfuko January 22, 2019

Fortnite 

A game for retarded people who need to drow because they are virgins.
Fortnite by Bighairynonce69 January 24, 2019

Fortnite 

Game for fat ass virgins who like to suck pp
DIE YOU FUCKING FORTNITE SCRUBS
Fortnite by TerminalBrainCancer January 26, 2019