The EMO, a cross between an emu and a dodo, is a an awkward bird like creature near extinction found solely off the coast of Ireland.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl fall on America's Next Top Model last night?
Girl 2: I know! She's so clumsy, she should be on Ireland's Next Top Emo!!
Girl 2: I know! She's so clumsy, she should be on Ireland's Next Top Emo!!
by YellowSpottedDinosaur March 3, 2011
Get the Emomug. by Purple crayon May 30, 2016
Get the Emomug. Emo. A sub culture of well off, white, middle class, suburbanite, teenage/twentysomethings, that don't have any real cause for stress in their lives. As this is seen as unacceptable in societies where self proclaimed victimization is seen as a cause and excuse for any possible act. Emo's hence resort to bemoaning their predicment (Otherwise known as emotional masterbation), when 95% of the worlds poulation would quite gladly kill them for what these little twats have handed to them. They also find/express their individuality by dressing and acting like all the other twats which call themselves emo.
Emo people who cut their wrist sideways when everybody knows you do it with the vain if you mean business.
by Working class good 4 nothing December 9, 2008
Get the emomug. Some bitches that think they have a life of sadness when they waste almost 100 dollars on piercings and earings and the shitiest clothes qnd give themselves the ugliest hair cut in reality
by this human April 1, 2015
Get the emomug. alright. lemme clear some stuff up.
1. most emo kids don't cut themselves
2. they don't hate everyone, people just have bad opinions on them so they avoid people.
3. emo music is not shit. they literally save lives. look it up.
4. please. please. please. do not judge a person by their outfit or haircut.
5. emo music doesn't make people mad or upset, it actually calms them down and makes them happier. there have been scientific studies done.
if you see a person you think is emo, give them space. don't be up in their face about your opinion about them. they don't care about what you think, and they have a right to live too.
1. most emo kids don't cut themselves
2. they don't hate everyone, people just have bad opinions on them so they avoid people.
3. emo music is not shit. they literally save lives. look it up.
4. please. please. please. do not judge a person by their outfit or haircut.
5. emo music doesn't make people mad or upset, it actually calms them down and makes them happier. there have been scientific studies done.
if you see a person you think is emo, give them space. don't be up in their face about your opinion about them. they don't care about what you think, and they have a right to live too.
person 1: wow did you see that kid in the My Chemical Romance shirt?
person 2: OMG they must be sooo emo.
emo: ohmydearfuckinggodmakethesepeopleshutupimsotiredwithhumanitycantheyjustdie
person 2: I bet they cut themselves!
person 1: yeah! all emo kids are the same and they all hate themselves so they cut their arms! we should help them!
person 2: *violently grabs kids arms*
emo: wtf
person 1: DONT WORRY WELL SAVE YOU *vigorously hugs emo kid*
emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL
person 2: OH NO LOOK THEY CUT THEMSELVES
emo: THATS A CATSCRATCH
person 1: OH YEAH THEY DID LOOK THEYRE BLEEDING I BET WERE NOT CAUSING THEM PAIN BY POKING IT *poke poke poke*
emo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGG
person 1: WERE HELPING YOU LITTLE EMO SHIT NOW TAKE OUR HELP OR YOURE AN INSENSITIVE CREATURE
person 2: YEAH WERE GONNA FORCE THE TERM EMO TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SELF HARM AND DEPRESSION
emo: you know it means emotional right
person 1 & 2: oh
emo: people ask why I'm introverted and avoid people and here we are
person 2: OMG they must be sooo emo.
emo: ohmydearfuckinggodmakethesepeopleshutupimsotiredwithhumanitycantheyjustdie
person 2: I bet they cut themselves!
person 1: yeah! all emo kids are the same and they all hate themselves so they cut their arms! we should help them!
person 2: *violently grabs kids arms*
emo: wtf
person 1: DONT WORRY WELL SAVE YOU *vigorously hugs emo kid*
emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL
person 2: OH NO LOOK THEY CUT THEMSELVES
emo: THATS A CATSCRATCH
person 1: OH YEAH THEY DID LOOK THEYRE BLEEDING I BET WERE NOT CAUSING THEM PAIN BY POKING IT *poke poke poke*
emo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGG
person 1: WERE HELPING YOU LITTLE EMO SHIT NOW TAKE OUR HELP OR YOURE AN INSENSITIVE CREATURE
person 2: YEAH WERE GONNA FORCE THE TERM EMO TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SELF HARM AND DEPRESSION
emo: you know it means emotional right
person 1 & 2: oh
emo: people ask why I'm introverted and avoid people and here we are
by thatonepersonyousawathottopic July 18, 2019
Get the Emomug. by sheeploafmeatloaf December 4, 2017
Get the Emomug. total awsome people. emo dosent mean they cut, cry, or hate themselves,. those are total dramatic kids who want attention. other than that, real emo's are kind. and some are rude(only to defend eachother).....theres no actual meaning to emo too many ppl use the term emo to judge and it seems unfair. but emo is not bad its just unique and awsome to music culture
Emo guy: why is everyone so judgemental damn so what if i emo.
Jock:i dont know man but your pretty cool for an emo
Emo Guy: thanks bra'
Jock:i dont know man but your pretty cool for an emo
Emo Guy: thanks bra'
by SmileDear:) January 6, 2010
Get the Emomug.