the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch February 19, 2011

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

Dump Nuggets

Chicken nuggets, preferably from Wendy’s, that you leave by the toilet to eat while taking a shit.

“Tanner! Put those nuggets in the bathroom. Them’s daddy’s Dump Nuggets!”

by Dustomatic75 May 24, 2020

Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.

Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!

by Monsieur Teapot January 21, 2020

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 01, 2014

Dump Fest

When everything about something is dumpy

Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest

by Chode skye March 29, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 07, 2018