Ho-Donkey

A female, thought to have slept with all of the opposite sex in one city; thus requiring them to move in order to find fresh partners.

Damn that girl is a ho-donkey! I heard she is moving to Denver!

by Van Noss October 15, 2009

office donkey

The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.

"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.

by xxHouse82xx May 8, 2011

danky

Just a bit too dank.

The chocolate cake was dark, rich, and smothered in fudge -- a bit danky for Brendan's tastes.

by Andy June 25, 2003

Donkey Cunt

A term used for a mexican woman, that's a whore

Man 1: See that bitch?
Man 2: yeah...
Man 3: She's a donkey cunt bitch

by Dfuck September 11, 2006

donkey yogurt

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)

Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"

by Pubert Wurst May 14, 2006

donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

donkey call

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

by GABber Zug October 23, 2008