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Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.
Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!
by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020
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Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.
I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.
by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022
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crab cock

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020
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Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!
by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011
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cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016
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