by TehRealBigDoge April 7, 2015
Get the The Only Child Effectmug. Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
Get the No Child Left Behindmug. Abuse as a result of jealousy of a middle child. Often due to their common better looks and higher intelligence.
by a blatantly middle child December 28, 2013
Get the middle child abusemug. The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.
With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.
by BillGibbons April 28, 2011
Get the Walkerton Wild Childmug. by MysteriousCanteloupe November 20, 2018
Get the A Whole Child Agomug. A Soulless Child of the night is another name for a ginger, reffering to the fact that they cannot go out into the sun for fear of burning their pale skin, and that they have no souls.
by Endeavourpride November 6, 2011
Get the Soulless Child of the nightmug. Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.
Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?
Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.
Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.
by The better Anonymous January 17, 2018
Get the Only Child Syndromemug.