Cancer

When u have an expensive haircut.
Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?

Brayden: chemotherapy

Bill: gotcha cancer
by Marinas balls June 27, 2021
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cancerous

damn that kid is cancerous
by chris pratt as mario December 9, 2021
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Cancer

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer
by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020
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Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.
Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks
by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021
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cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling
I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer
by brunchkille October 10, 2023
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