booby trap

What happens when a lady with big jugs is examining a bear trap display a little too closely.

Madonna: Ooooh, bear traps!
*SNAP*
Madonna: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!! MAH BOOBS!!!!
Store Clerk: DAMN, now that's a booby trap!

by Spork da dork December 19, 2008

bloody knuckles

What one gets after extensive fisting of a menstruating cooter.

Gian was forced to wash his bloody knuckles after fiercely fisting his fatass heavy loaded girl's menstruating vag.

by prashanth January 3, 2009

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.

mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006

booby

a wannabe gangster, one that is very retarted, another name for bobby

booby is my home dawg

by jtina March 5, 2008

Bloody Sanchez

When you are having intercourse with a female who is having her period and you take out your bloody penis and slide it under someones nose leaving a period blood based moustache. For bonus points feel free to do a fu-man-chu or a full beard!

Man 1 - Dude why do you have a red moustache???
Man 2 - Peter gave me a bloody sanchez!!

by pedro-sanchez January 13, 2008

Bloody Mary

v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.

Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".

Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"

Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"

by Zazzles August 5, 2011

bloody mary

While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.

He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.

by Pwnt By Tuberculosis July 16, 2007