Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

Man I wish I had a girlfriend.

by Oni -chan April 19, 2018

The Most Amazing Girlfriend

Karson is the most amazing girlfriend this world has ever seen! She is perfect in every way and everyone loves being around her because she's so amazing! There is nothing that would ever make me not love her as much as I do! She is so beautiful and she has no flaws whatsoever! I didn't know anyone could be made so perfectly as she is! She may be out of my league, but whatever I'll do whatever I need to keep her. That is how amazing she is, I'll do anything for her because she is so beautiful and makes me the happiest person ever! She is my favorite person to see and talk to! I love her more than anything else in this world! I love her so much!

Goddamn is that Karson she looks like a Goddess like always because she is so beautiful!!!! I'm so glad she's my girlfriend because she is the most amazing girlfriend ever.

by Karson'sbf October 28, 2019

Prison Girlfriend

A prison girlfriend is like your identical twin sister, but closer. You share a brain, but you don't share men, and you don't share each other.

Prison girlfriend, I was thinking.
I know me too.
And then we'll.
Absolutely.
Perfect.
Done.

by Dazl Me March 16, 2009

Girlfriend

Something that you will never ever EVER get.

I have a girlfriend and you don´t

by PussyChomper42069 May 3, 2022

honorary girlfriend

Akalicious with severe stalker issues. Beware they don;t get the noncommittal part

Tis chick just don't get it. She is a perfect honorary girlfriend candidate

by Hooksemup PImp March 17, 2008

new girlfriend diet

When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.

Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.

by luisfemart April 3, 2011

Irish girlfriend

A dirty little secret.

True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back

by Pantsandshirts January 5, 2017