Austin's Handwriting

A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.

Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

Austin is very kind and sweet and cares about others, he will listen and always be there for you, he is very considerate of others. He is also very funny and cute. We love Austin

Austin is very considerate

by kennneeeyyyyy April 7, 2022

Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement

(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him

by Bansky November 23, 2021

Austin

White boy, fien, friend.

Person: look it Austin
Austin: who’s vape am I hitting?

by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022