amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
by jadedgypsey March 30, 2015
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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022
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Amber

Parallel to the term "Karen", Amber can be used to refer to a narcissist, pathological liar, and/or female abuser.
"Ok Amber"
"Don't be an Amber"
"Careful, I heard she's an Amber"
"I saw this Amber at the store today and she ended up hitting the person trying to help her"
by Slashimi May 27, 2022
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Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
by Bxpe November 30, 2022
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Ambered

Amber Heard as a verb, to be Ambered.

To be stuck in a relationship for a prolonged period of time with a female who is next level toxic. Stuck just like the mosquito in jurassic park, stuck with one side of a relationship killed. Just like Johnny, to be in Amber for years as a curse.
A) My gawd, I found out my sister in law threatens and beats my brother on the daily!

B) Dayum, he's been Ambered for a looooong time.
by Less Stoicism August 3, 2022
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