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Amber-Daigrepont

An “Amber-Daigrepont” is a VERY beautiful, somewhat-intelligent, sneaky, sometimes honest girl creep that does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She is prone to addiction, especially opiates like heroin and fentanyl, but will give that life up as long as she has a man that she thinks will take care of her. She is usually a part time call girl/stripper or a Fire Protection secretary. She will settle for a pedophile for a husband if she feels like that is someone that will pay for her lifestyle. Especially pedo’s named Jake or Kelly. She is a person with DEEP seated issues that has the courage, resilience and drive to succeed at anything she sets her mind to as long as she is sober.
Person: Hey! Did you fall in love with her? She’s a total “Amber-Daigrepont” and will fuck you while she steals your wallet!
Other person: Ambe-Daigrepont DID steal my wallet after I paid her AND she had the best ham-wallet my pork-steeple has ever punched!
by Lickity_slitickitty February 1, 2024
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Tommy and Amber

Simply soup snakes. If you watch The Office you’ll know what I mean. Jim and Pam don’t even compare.
Tommy and Amber were best friends first.
by RYAN HEART May 27, 2021
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Amber :P

"Amber :P!!"
by runnin' March 31, 2024
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Ambered

To defecate one's self.
I laughed so hard I ambered myself
by DontMakeMeLaughOrIllShit April 30, 2022
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Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"
Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.
by Nuggets of wisdom June 3, 2022
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amber m

by kohinos May 7, 2024
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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022
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