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Redneck American Princess

A woman from the rural United States, with the greatest prevalence being in the South and Deep South.

The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.

The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
MAN: I saw Tiffany Jo Anne down by gas station the other day. Both her boyfriends were beating each other with tire irons and cans of diesel. Seems like wherever she goes, trouble follows.

WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
by Infrequent Writer April 21, 2020
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princess make-up

After a night of partying and waking up and still having the same make-up on and just refreshing it and going about you day
"We drank so much last night, I had to go to work with princess make-up on"

"Is my princess make-up look awful or am i okay to leave the house?"
by KRO$$ February 4, 2012
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Princess Puddin Pop

The obnoxious name your stepdad calls you in public.
Oh, Princess Puddin Pop!! are you thirsty?!
by princesspuddinpop1 January 4, 2012
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Princess Personality Disorder

A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.
Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.
by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018
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Passport photo princess

When a female is attractive when only her head and shoulders are seen, but less so for anything else.
"Dude that chicks Facebook photo is hot!"
"Pity she's a Passport photo princess...."
by jimmycricket93 August 8, 2015
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Princess Dark Cloud

A person who just wants to be left alone when on family trips. They are usually tormented by their family which leads to depression and moodiness. Their frequent state of depression makes people believe that they have a dark cloud over their head.
"What's the matter Princess Dark Cloud? Don't want to join in on the game?"
or
"Oh she won't want to come, she's being a Princess Dark Cloud today."
by Princess Dark Cloud February 27, 2013
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excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess

The most used phrase in the low budget Zelda cartoon of the 80's.
Zelda (falls on water and it's not saved by Link): Great job hero!
Link: Excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
by G.Loki June 12, 2017
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