tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009

burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.

Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!

by Agulon April 27, 2017

Chicken kiss

or Cloacal Kiss, refers to the way birds reproduce. The male and female press their cloacae ( the plural form of cloaca - the opening that a bird uses for waste and reproduction) together to fertilize the female bird's ova.

Also a slang term for vagina-to-vagina or anus-to-anus intercourse (see Fish Bump)

Aww, sick Chicken Kiss! Looks like Bessy's finally gonna lay.

by FreddyFwaygaux August 2, 2018

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016