Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.

“Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”

by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022

Cancer

A person who let people take advantage of them and soon they cry when people don’t appreciate him/her

Cancer are so emotional for no reason

by 262717:27 November 11, 2020

Cancer

Cancers are the most emotional of the 12 zodiacs. Cancers are people born between June 22nd to July 23rd. Aside from being moody and bipolar, they are very fun to be around and will love you unconditionally. They love like no other sign. They express their love in actions and and when they say that they care about you, they truly mean it. They are mysterious people. Sometimes, it's difficult for Cancers to hide their feelings because they usually make it so obvious or other times, cancers will try to look happy and fake a smile because they usually hate when people feel pity for them...honestly, it just depends. Cancers are huge drama queens and can get super clingy. Cancers also tend to fall in love with almost anyone and get attached too quickly. Cancers hate criticism or insults. they will take everything to heart and overthink all the time. They heal themselves with sad music and they cry over anything.

person 1: she looks so sad all the time
person 2: dude, she's a Cancer

by yourfavoritesadgirl November 25, 2018

cancer

tik tok/furrys/minecraft/fortnite/deviant art and the fnaf fan base

cancer boi: bRuH u LiKe TiK tOk AnD fOrTnItE

normal person: hell no that shit is cancer

by thisSITEisRACIST October 17, 2018

Texticular Cancer

(n.)

1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.

2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.

1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!

2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.

by Headless Chicken December 13, 2010

poop cancer

Slang term for constipation.

"I had severe poop cancer yesterday."

by thevibesinquestion May 25, 2023

Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.

Cancer in butthole is my life

by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018