National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

snow wife

A wife who likes to be a slut in front of her husband, or rub her sluttiness in his face. The wife likes the liberation of acting like a total slut for any men she chooses, and believes that having a husband shouldn’t inhibit her ability to be fully pleased.

The snow wife enjoyed taunting her husband after getting fucked by a big cock.

by Michael Cox M.D. January 15, 2024

Trophy wife

Refers to the boyfriend of NFL Quarterback Josh Allen

WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.

WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!

by xanik January 16, 2024

Hyunjin’s wife

Hyunjin’s wife is often used by many StrayKids fans (stays). STAYS basically claim to be Hyunjin’s wife or just do it for fun. The second option is more likely the more used one. Sadly, the only Hyunjin’s wife is me, hyunj1nzx on tiktok.

“omg hello Hyunjin’s wife! im his wife too!!”
“bitch im the real one”

by hyunj1nzx November 27, 2023

Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023