Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010
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Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 June 13, 2011
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Leg over the whale

A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.

Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
by Slangbear22 May 31, 2009
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All Hail The Blue Whale

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.
by Tom pnoid May 28, 2018
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whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
by Dugtriooooo January 09, 2019
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I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual
I told Sam I'm secretly a whale
by Seth K April 09, 2017
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whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 09, 2016
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