Schrodinger's Victim

The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.

Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim

So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.

by Clowniie March 23, 2022

Mr. Victim

Someone who is quick to point fingers or blame, however once proven wrong, they begin to play victim cards to get out of the situation. Never admits one's wrongdoing, it's always someone or something else's fault.

"all of a sudden, Mr. Victim is trying to backtrack"
"he went from judge to Mr. Victim"
"Mr. Victim couldn't admit he was wrong"

by znamhcteks August 26, 2020

Love, Victor

A spin-off series— produced for the streaming service Hulu— that follows Victor Salazar, a Puerto Rican-Colombian-American teen who questions his sexual orientation and has an internal conflict about who/what he likes, not to mention dealing with a conservative Latinx family.

A. Have you seen Love, Victor?

B. No. What’s that?

A. It’s this show on Hulu about a kid who goes to the same school as Simon from Love, Simon and starts to chat with Simon looking for help.

by ThisnAmeMitebeTaken January 9, 2021

Kato, the Purest Victim

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"

Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

Pull a Victor

To lock your own keys in your car

Guy 1 : dude i locked my keys in my Impala.
Guy 2 : man you Pull a Victor .
Guy 1 : yeah i know ,lets go ask that chinese guy if he can help get my keys out

by KL-Garcia July 26, 2010

Victor

a hairy ass puerto rican dude with droopy balls that lies about literally everything in his life and is low-key broke as fuck

"Damn that guy is such a victor"

" i know i feel so bad for him."

by xxsw@ggxx February 22, 2015

Victor

Asexual white washed immigrant living beyond the border. Usually born without a scrotum, and a face that would scare the hell out of the chihuahua.
They usually grow up to be ugly ass spoiled niggerfaggots.

Dude, that kid is a total victor
Holy shit dude! Just by looking at him I know he's a victor.

by Johnsecy December 28, 2007