Twitter

A website where large quantities of disabled people who think they have important ideas go to whine about shit nobody cares about and "ratio " people, not to dissimilar from urbandictionary.

Disabled Person: Bro this is insert synonym for hateful I'm gonna go write an essay about this on Twitter.
Average Person: Who cares?

by Tibonezone December 21, 2022

spicy twitter

a nicer way to say twitter porn

becky: omg i love spicy twitter.
ruby: what’s that ??
becky: twitter porn.

by puthy_slayer February 24, 2022

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter

"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."

by DeltaWave November 30, 2020

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 4, 2017

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012