Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

by Daroastery February 28, 2009

Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.

Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

sturdy-turd

1.A long, large piece of shit that when, after shitting it out, you dont have to wipe.

2.An offensive word to call a jock.

1.I never poop out anything but sturdy-turds.

2.All the players on our football team are sturdy-turds!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008

J-Turd

A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.

Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.

by Isaac N Kolton May 12, 2010

Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.

1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.

by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010