Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Jayden Tiffany

Jayden is a sexy devil he will eat ur peen so fast ur grandma won’t even have time to say yum yum my bum when I walk in the room I shout EAT MY BUTT says a Jayden next time won’t u eat his pickle his soggy pickle!!

Jayden Tiffany is soi loco broski

by Batdogg2 January 15, 2019

Fiennes Tiffin Langford

Fiennes- Tiffin Langford or Fiennes Langford will be the last names of the children of Hero Fiennes Tiffin and Josephine Langford ( aka Herophine ), who will be the most beautiful children in the world, and will have an incredibly marked British and Australian accent and really beautiful greenish blue eyes

Name Fiennes Tiffin Langford is following the path of his parents at the cinema

by hessaherophinesoreal April 20, 2019

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Buck traffic

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic

Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster

by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019

Mouth traffic

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial

by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019

Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.

Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.

by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019