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tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024
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TikTok

The app we all downloaded as a joke, but we are now addicted to.
Hey bill I just downloaded TikTok to see what it’s about, I’ll delete it later tho.

2 weeks later: oh shit I’m addicted
by Followmyinsta69 January 3, 2020
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TikTok

TikTok is an extremely popular short-form content app.
TikTok is an app where every breed of human all stay in one place. These people range from blatant racists and misogynists, people who steal memes and put their face on the bottom of the screen and people spreading obviously false information to scare and trick those who read it.
TikTok has lowered the attention span and IQ of those who use it as if it’s Ray Bradbury.
Pointless memes and trends have spawned from this accursed app. Some include ‘Rizz’ (which is somehow the word of the year in 2023), ‘Skibidi Toilet’ and ‘Fanum Tax.’
TikTok is a terrible app.
TikTok has also inspired the creation of apps that are much worse. Some examples include YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels.
Person 1 - Bro TikTok is so good!!
Person 2 - No it isn’t.
by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 11, 2023
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tiktok car

any car that was spammed tf outta kids from tiktok to where the car isn’t cool no more.
ex. (992. Porsche GT3 RS, BMW M5CS, Lexus LFA, MK4 Supra )
Person 1: Rank your top three cars GO!
Person 2: GT3 RS, M5CS, and Lexus LFA
Person 1: My Brother in Christ you picked all the TikTok cars 😂
by vzee June 14, 2024
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tiktok

fuck tiktok,tiktok is a horse shit app and if you use it your a 12 year old that is fucked to the shit in the brain
for example this is how somebody would respond:
best friend:hey dude wanna see my tiktok
person:shut the fuck up im not your friend anymore you horse shit bitch

it spys on you btw with is what you diserve if you use tik tok

tiktok is just a shitty app that shits lip sync to music and call tiktok songs witch were not made for tiktok you dumbasses
by itstheboy November 9, 2020
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TikTok

It's an app that make you show the real hoe and the fuck boy within you
"Hey am on TikTok" which mean you're a fuck boy
by Virgin fuck boy February 5, 2020
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tiktok

an app used by gen z that has recently gone very viral and everyone downloaded as a joke but now is obsessed with. this app also comes with hot tiktok boys, crazy tiktok dances and a lifetime of songs being stuck in your head. its become so popular you can now actually get famous off of it. we can only hope for a good future now.
person 1: hey do you want to-
person 2: (filming a tiktok): FEEL LIKE I DID TOO MUCH FEEL LIKE I DID TOO MUCH

person 1: uh-
person 2: LETS GET NAUGHTIER
person 1: ...

person 1 and 2: I WANT ALL OF YA
by tiktok addiction December 21, 2019
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